This is my story..

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little
sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,
then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

Comment aku:
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