Recently we were shocked by the news of Sufiah Yusof, our so called Malaysian genius, who has got herself involved in escort service. Some say it is a form of prostitution. Some have other opposing view about it. Anyhow, I read the news report on her in the online news in UK. I must say I didn’t feel any shock at all. I mean, c’mon… she was abused emotionally since she was a kid. I didn’t say that her act is right or wrong. God forbids me to decide who will go to Hell and who will go to the Heaven. Maybe she just reacts to her past and probably seeking for attention to find remedy. That could be one of the ways to do it.

But what surprises me was her claim that she provides an added value service to her ‘service’ which is by stimulating men with her math equations. Okay, this sounds a bit…weird! First she got into sex related industry to pay for her bills, secondly she arouses men in bed with her quadratic equation and next our government announced to help this poor soul to recover back into her real world.

First of all, I totally oppose the idea of our government to help Sufiah on the claim that she is Malaysian. Eh hello? For heaven sake, does she have a valid Malaysian passport? Does she ever pay tax to our state? Or did she vote in the last General Election? Please don’t spend the taxpayer money on unnecessary stuff. Especially after our government spent a few hundred thousand ringgit of the taxpayer’s money to pay for Sufiah’s tuition fee in the Oxford (I sincerely hope our government did not actually give her the scholarship a few years ago). Please lah.

The irony is, there is a lot of things going on in our beloved country than rather to spend on one person. We need more money here to invest on the national agenda on education, poverty, reducing the inflation burden, controlling the price hike etc. Sufiah is the last thing on Malaysia’s agenda.

But anyway, one thing caught my attention.

Hmmm…math and sex? Something doesn’t add up. Imagine the scenario as follow;

“I’m cumming…I’m cumming!” said the man.
And she replied,”Wait!!! Hold your horses, ay! Tell me what is the Laplace Transformation for this non linear solutions”.
“Erkk…what the fuck???” and the mighty man fumbled.

Or.

“Alrite hunk…if you are so smart, tell me how to solve an inseparable integration using theta as variable? If u can do it, I give you the best orgasm moan you ever heard!”, and she just winked at the naked man in her bed. He immediately turned off instantaneously. He was knocked off by the question and so was his dick.

Oohhhhhhh…steamy story eh? Don’t know lah. Nowadays black and white is separated by really thin grey line. But I tell you, many people are thronging in that thin line.

People are getting weirder day by day. Especially women!